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Evil Slutopia
01 February 2009 @ 12:28 pm
We decided to start the new year off right... er... well, okay. Here's a look back at our January, for those of you who may have missed it. We started off January by celebrating the end of holiday shopping season by making fun of Kay's Open Hearts necklace. We noticed Amazon's Best Books of 2008 were lacking in estrogen, but we're happy to report that reality TV seems to be starting '09 off on a good note (or at least a 'so-bad-it's good' note). George W. Bush is out of the White House, but he is still a moron. (And the Republicans have some good news and bad news all their own). Barack Obama was inaugurated as our 44th President (even if he is "only half black") and he's bringing with him a pretty cool administration, including Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State and Aretha Franklin as Secretary of Awesome Hats! We've got a pretty big to-do list for President Obama, including our Top 10 Choice Wishlist (he already fulfilled #1 - overturning the Gag Rule) and getting rid of the Defense of Marriage Act once and for all!
Meanwhile, Joe Biden came to Jezebel in a dream to remind us to stop slacking on the Feminism Watch. Keep on doing things like signing the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Restoration Act (yay!) and I'm sure we'll have plenty to cover in the next four years. We realized that the Right Wing is going to starve if they keep on starting stupid protests and boycotts against companies such as Campbell's Soup for being too gay friendly and Krispy Kreme for confusing use of vocabulary (don't worry, the national doughnut tragedy was averted). We watched Blue Gal defend the anonymous bloggers who allegedly brought down Sarah Palin, we got called "morally void" for defending sex workers (stay tuned for more on this subject in February), we pondered why oh why is racism against Arabs still considered somewhat acceptable? (No, it's not just 'taking safety precautions, you douchebags, it's racism). Ann Coulter came up with yet another ridiculously offensive theory and old people are apparently no longer allowed to have good sex. Oh and our blog is fabulous, yes it is. And in case you're just joining us now, you can go back and check out our 2008 Year in Review. For more Evil Slut Clique... you can find us on myspace, facebook, cafepress, and even twitter. And of course, we are always happily accepting donations...<input ... >
 
 
 
 
 

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